If I ever seem arrogant or anything like that, please know I’m joking 100% I have zero self confidence and I sometimes pretend that I think im dead cool and awesome because I’m actually terrible so it’s mildly funny
have you ever had a dream about someone and then you started feeling different about him because of that dream?
i cant get over this
now that is a princess fairy tale dress
phew. 8 lives left
This cat walks away after falling off a building and crashing into a car window…they have the strength to take down Human kind
when you listen to a song for the first time aND YOU JUST KNOW
i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”
having social anxiety is bad because you cant have any relationships with anyone without spending all of your time consumed with thoughts like “they all hate me, they all laugh at me, they all think i’m annoying, everyone hates me and they don’t care about me at all”
so don’t fucking go around acting like having anxiety in social situations is cool because its not and it fucking sucks
I know it's hard, but who are you to fall apart on me, on me? (x)
when u watch ur favorite character getting heartbroken and u can feel ur own heart part like moses parted the sea
You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.
REAL FRIENDS - I’ve Given Up On You (x)
u know when u cold n ur nipnops go hard. why my titty betray me